Ding Dong Extravaganza

Please see my wife's expose on Ding Dong supply chain economics and competitor quality control.

I will follow up this excellent example of investigative journalism with my own objective look at the CRITICAL STATE OF THE DING DONG INDUSTRY in this country. More to follow...

Here's a nugget for you to chew on in the mean time:

There is a town in Texas called Ding Dong. Seriously.

I sent an email to the good people at Hostess to see what the fucking deal is with the CRITICAL DING DONG SHORTAGE facing this country. Please see their website here for more information, including recipes. Seriously.

If I don't get an answer there, I'm going straight to my congressperson. I'm still hoping to be selected to have dinner with Barack Obama soon, and I will surely bring up the CRITICAL DING DONG SHORTAGE with the presidential hopeful.